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Main » 2009 » November » 27 » A new religion that makes Scientology look good:
A new religion that makes Scientology look good:
12:03:18 PM
Hey guys,


On another one of my late nights in front of the computer I stumbled across something that I find rather disturbing. A new religion based on the world of Twilight.

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A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).



Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.


This really is one of the stupidest creations in history, I can't believe that this is how our generation will be remembered.

Anyway, later guys
Fyntix out

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